Reddit AMA

I’ve passed by this doorman on about ten different occasions, and he’s been singing show tunes every single time. I know there’s someone out there who lives on E 83rd Street that can back me up on this.

“I went to an all-white high school and an all-black college.”
“What was the main difference between them?”
“… the people.”

“I’ve never used a cellphone or computer.”

“What’s the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to you?”
“Die of AIDS, you cocksucker.”

Mother Joyous and Sister Adorable were seen walking down 14th Street yesterday.

You’ve got to respect a man who refuses to pretend like he’s having a good day.

“Before it was all about us. Now it’s all about him.”

There was a drunk man on the train that everyone was trying to ignore. She saw that he was holding an inhaler, and offered him her seat. 

“Every country is good for different reasons. They are like different fruits. But Egypt is my favorite. Egypt is like a mango.” 

Seen in Jackson Heights

After micromanaging his own photo—a process which included several minor posture readjustments—he went on a passionate monologue about how we are living in heaven, and the earth provides everything we need, including his suit, and my camera.

There were varying degrees of enthusiasm toward the photo shoot. The youngest were gung-ho from the start, but Grandma kept trying to walk away.