“We’ve been friends since we were 13.”

“What’s the most fun you’ve ever had together?”

“Oh, we don’t know…”

“Well, what’s the hardest you’ve ever laughed together?”

“Now you listen here! I want you to write down these questions you’re asking us, pull them out when you’re 85 years old, and see if you can answer them yourself!”

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

“I tend to click well with quiet people because they let me talk a lot.”

Neat moment at the Webbys last night. Fresh off the $1.1 billion sale of his company, David Karp was there with his mother, Barbara. Though I’d never met her before, Barbara came over to my seat and gave me the world’s biggest hug. She kept saying: “I am so, so proud of you.”
I said to David: “Your mom just made me feel like the most special guy in the world.”
He said: “That’s how she’s made me feel my whole life.”

“We met at summer camp.” 

“Image is very important to me. But I’m always asking myself: ‘How much is personal expression, and how much is facade?’” 

Seen on the subway.

“He’s twenty years old. I try to take him outside whenever I can so that he can have some new experiences before, you know…”

I’ve passed by this doorman on about ten different occasions, and he’s been singing show tunes every single time. I know there’s someone out there who lives on E 83rd Street that can back me up on this.

“I went to an all-white high school and an all-black college.”
“What was the main difference between them?”
“… the people.”

“I’ve never used a cellphone or computer.”

“What’s the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to you?”
“Die of AIDS, you cocksucker.”

Mother Joyous and Sister Adorable were seen walking down 14th Street yesterday.