He described himself as a “Professional Muse,” which caused me to laugh a bit. But he wasn’t smiling: “I give people guidance,” he said, “I’m going now to meet my first client of the new year.” I didn’t want to ask more questions, because some things are better left a mystery.

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    this guy is living my dreamjob :v
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    This man has an amazing figure (those hips!) but I think maybe he is just a pimp.
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    this should be one of those, “you have been visited by the Professional Muse. Guidance and creativity will come to you”...
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