These two were the closest thing to a real-life Beavis and Butthead that I’ve ever seen. They walked up out of nowhere and just started flicking my nipples and saying: “Bean dip! Bean dip! Bean dip!” Then they started snickering.

I started laughing at the absurdity of the situation. Encouraged by my laughter, they tried to wedge their hands into my armpits while shouting: “Salmon! Salmon! Salmon!” This was accompanied by more snickering.