"I’ve been married three times. I was married to my first wife for ten years, but then she gave up the ****y. Then I met my second wife, and we were together for ten years, but then she gave up the ****y. My third marriage is going fine, but I’ve got rules now: don’t lie to me, don’t steal from me, and don’t give up the ****y."

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    Lmao!
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    This man should write a book.
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    Dont give up the pussy. I like that.
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