Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

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    This guy. This guy is amazing. I can’t even pick just one thing I love about him. Wait, yes I can. GLITTER.
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    Ah yes Vermin supreme for 2016
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    THIS GUY IS MY HERO. HE’S BAAAAAACK
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    HIM.
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