"Do you know who you are talking to?" 
"No sir." 
"I am the greatest poet who ever lived. I wrote the poem Black Oath." 
"Awesome. I’ll look it up on the internet." 
"Its not on the internet." 
"Oh. Can you recite it?" 
"I’m too drunk."

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